Friday, 13 October 2017

Amazing Race Canada 6 is a GO!!!!

....but only for heroes, because apparently we need 'em more every day.

Specifically, they want to cast inspirational people. The Jody and Cory, Nicole and Cormac, Nat and Meg, Jule and Lowell or Karen and Bert types. They want a full cast of Team Give'rs. People who inspire others.

Okay, I see your problem. You think you're just an ordinary person with an ordinary partner. But are you sure? Look at Nicole Foster. I bet she never thought she was anyone's hero until that day in the Yukon when she would not give up on that firing range. Heroes can come in many shapes and forms.

And here is Season 6's first twist: you can nominate a team you believe to be a hero - with or without their knowledge.

Everything you or a potential nominator needs to know is on the Official Casting site HERE but you MUST be quick! Casting closes at 11:59 PM EASTERN TIME on November 29th, 2017.

Good Luck to all who apply! And if all goes according to previous seasons, get ready to RACE by the end of April or the beginning of May, 2018.


Tuesday, 3 October 2017

The Bachelor Canada Weekly Results a.k.a. "Who Took the "Walk of Shame" This Week?"

Photo Courtesy Corus/The W Network
Who got roses? Who left in tears, broken-hearted that What's-His-Face didn't love her? Who questioned their very existence? You got questions? Here's your answers.

Also, I must provide you with a slight "Spoiler Warning": I'll be updating this as soon as possible AFTER the EAST COAST airing. I know, I know.  Western time-zone problems are a real thing.

But here's the thing - I believe in "event television." Yes, it's a thing too. I live-tweet episodes of my favourite shows, along with a lot of other fans. But, I consider myself a responsible Live-Tweeter, meaning I use the hashtag. So here's my Pro-Tip: If you use Twitter, and do not want to see spoilers of the episode as it's airing, JUST MUTE #BachelorCA or even the words Bachelor Canada. If, however, you insist on using Facebook well then, I'd have to first ask "Why?" (It's useless) Then I would probably tell you to stop following the show site.

Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Meet the Bachelor Canada's 20 Probable Future Ex-Fiances

WHO...IS...HE?
Does the title of this post sound...oh, I don't know...a tad cynical to you? Should I tone it down a notch or two? Yah, but no. Damn it, I'm keeping it. I have little or no hope for this season. I am very sure we will be presented with more proof that it's the journey that's important, not a lasting relationship. This will be the fourth installment in The Bachelor/Bachelorette CANADA franchise, and so far no relationships have lasted.

Anyway, here are the girls vying for What's-His-Name's...whatever.

I'll post my first impressions as I go and/or get around to it. Some are just too darn easy. When I first looked at them, I thought, "How did they get the cast of The Bachelorette so right, but this seems so awfully wrong?" But now that I've had a closer look, I've come to realize these are very pretty girls. Some are downright stunning.

But...I'm still not sure about this lead. What the hell was wrong with Mike? Or that sexy tongue guy with the flowing, dark hair? What did Jasmine call him? Oh yeah...Sensual Tongue. Or what about Kyle, the giant cat-guy? He was adorable.

Also, fair warning. If you are looking for some damn politically correct, SJW reflective writing or if you are some sort of whack-job shipper looking for affirmation of your fixation...this is not the place for you. I will be just as critical as every other season. I'm going to have fun with the absurdity.

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

Amazing Race Canada 5 Leg-by-Leg Stats


Complete record of all eliminations, tasks and other race data. Updated immediately after the show airs (Eastern time). Spoiler-free, meaning there is no mention or discussion of RESULTS from FUTURE legs. BUT I've put it behind a jump for those living in a western time zone. You're welcome!

Sunday, 2 July 2017

Amazing Race Canada 5 Team Spoilers

Okay, I know I'm late posting this season's team spoilers. Very late. But I have my reasons and those are purely personal. Please forgive me.

WARNING: Just in case you didn't understand the gist of the title of this post, let me remind you - THERE ARE SPOILERS HERE. DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU DON"T WANT TO KNOW. Otherwise, click away.

Thursday, 27 April 2017

And They're Off...Amazing Race Canada Season 5

Good Luck.
Make Canada Proud.
Race safe...
GO!

It has begun. Filming for The Amazing Race Canada Season 5 began April 26, 2017. This is where you will find my Leg-by-Leg Spoilers, updated regularly.


And this is where I feel it is my solemn duty to inform you that there are spoilers here.

Although, knowing where they are going is not quite as bad as knowing which team is eliminated on which leg. 
Nope, I will do a separate post for that...and that will come later.

So, don't click through unless you want to know...

Thursday, 23 March 2017

Big Brother Canada 5: Current Status, HG Voting History, HG Season Stats, DR Counts,Alliances

All the info you need. 
Right here. 
All in one place: 

  • Weekly Status
  • Voting History
  • Season Stats
  • Diary Room Counts
  • Alliances.
NOTE: 
Information is updated daily and as soon as possible.
There will be spoilers from Live Feeds. 
Vote & eviction results from episode taping are via @Hamsterwatch.

Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Big Brother Canada 5: Live Feeds...What's Up?


Up to the time of this post, on the eve of the premiere of season 5, Global has not confirmed when the Live Feeds will begin. Previous seasons have always started right after the first eviction episode airs in the Pacific Time Zone (1 AM ET the next day. Is it odd they haven't announced this, even via Arisa Cox on Twitter? Yes. Is there some reason they haven't? Maybe. Some fans have formulated a theory that it is somehow connected to the first HoH challenge, which was revealed last night on ET Canada. The HGs must work together in teams of two. What they didn't tell us is the TWIST that will determine the HoH out of the winning pair.

This kind of lack of information just makes everyone's head spin. Will it be Canada's vote? Will the other HGs get to choose? Do we get feeds one day earlier, on Wednesday night instead?

Well, the hell with that. I know exactly what's been going on in that house/spaceship.


Whatever happens, remember to have fun enjoying the feeds. Don't feed the trolls, play nice and please leave the HGs families alone on Twitter or on the FB chat.

Remember to follow me on Twitter: @Sues_Reality

Monday, 13 March 2017

Lambs for the Slaughter? OR That BBCan5 Cast, Eh?


Well, we were just introduced to our Big Brother Canada season 5 cast. So now what?
Well, now the fun starts. All that analyzing. Reading the bios. Watching the interviews. Running scenarios through our heads.

Here's my two cents: a breakdown of the cast, including Pros & Cons and my Five-🚀 ranking for each. (Those are rocket ships, by the way. Or do I have to explain it to you.)

Friday, 10 March 2017

How to Prepare for 10 Weeks of Big Brother Canada - Revised

Big Brother Canada Season 5 premieres on March 15th. As excited as we all are, we can sometimes forget the consequences it has on our lives. After all, the show runs for ten weeks, and there are three episodes per week. Add in the time spent watching Live Feeds, and you may develop anti-social behaviours.

Follow along as I embark on the 10 WEEK ODYSSEY that is Big Brother Canada. I will be live tweeting the feeds. Well, at least I'm going to try. If you see me there, say hello...I'm mostly nice. Mostly.

Big Brother Canada 5 GIFs

For now, I'll be posting the gifs I make here.
Free for use, but please do not remove my watermark. Thanks.


Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Big Brother Canada 5 CAST ANNOUNCEMENT


Dubbed "Second Chancers" vs. "First Timers", we also know this year's theme is "SPACE". Yes, I will have more info to follow, including my thoughts and favourites on both sides.

Monday, 6 March 2017

Big Brother Canada 5 - First Official PR for Sponsors, Prizes, Theme Tease

Global/Corus


From Corus/Global Press Release:

TORONTO, March 6, 2017 – Big Brother Canada ups the ante once again with premium Canadian brands joining forces with Global’s unstoppable reality hit. Principal sponsor The Brick returns for an unprecedented fifth season to outfit the #BBCAN5 house, Toyota revs their engines for houseguest shenanigans as a new prize provider, and Kraft Peanut Butter sweetens the deal with a stocked pantry all season long. “Big Brother Canada offers an opportunity that big brands don’t want to miss, delivering them an unparalleled way to reach and engage audiences three times a week,” said Barb McKergow, VP of Client Marketing. “This year, we’re thrilled to partner with several fantastic sponsors for what’s sure to be a must-see season.”

Friday, 24 February 2017

BBCan5 News Countdown Schedule - How to Expect the Unexpected

When BB comes a knockin', you gotta start packin'. Ain't that right, Sabs?

For you eager fans who keep asking for more information for the upcoming season and because TPTB aren't giving us any, here's what we should be expecting:

Wednesday, 15 February 2017

But What Does It All Mean? BBCan5 Premiere Date OFFICIAL!!!


It's become an annual ritual. Have Arisa tease the fans on social media for a week or two. Build up anticipation. And fan frustration. The problem? The silliest of rumours infest Twitter, Facebook, Reddit and every fan forum out there. But we have now reached stage one in the REAL countdown - the official press release announcing the premiere date and schedule. But a strange thing happened this year. Instead of giving the fans their yearly fix, This PR only raised more questions. Here's what we now know, along with some of my notes:

Thursday, 9 February 2017

When Can I Say "I Told You So?" Big Brother Canada 5 Spoiler Alert!!!

Well, hell-ooo 2017!
I see you. Hiding in your safe space. I know it's been scary. I know it's been difficult. After all, you have a lot of hopes riding on the presumption that you are going to be so much better than 2016. And that Trump guy in the States sure isn't helping, is he?

Monday, 6 February 2017

MasterChef Canada 4 Cast Announcement



Season 4 of MasterChef Canada has switched up their format.

As revealed in a new promo that premiered in last night’s SUPER BOWL LI broadcast on CTV, in a series first, 24 finalists from across Canada are surprised with their first challenge at their homes and offices in their hometowns. Presented with a box of uncooked rice, each aspiring chef has only 20 minutes to decide what they will make, as well as gather all their ingredients, before they travel to the MASTERCHEF CANADA kitchen in Toronto.

Turning up the heat for the Top 24 this season are returning judges Michael Bonacini, Alvin Leung, and Claudio Aprile. Instead of preparing and presenting their signature dish one-by-one, home cook auditions begin on the finalists’ home turf. With only 12 coveted white aprons up for grabs, the home cooks have to prove they have the culinary skills to cut it in the MASTERCHEF CANADA kitchen, as they compete for $100,000 and a life-changing title.

The 24 aspiring home cooks are:

Aaron Polsky, a director of operations, from Montréal, Qué.
Ali Jadavji, a designer, from Calgary, Alta.
Alice Luo, a PhD student, from Toronto, Ont.
Alisha Sood, a make-up artist, from Mississauga, Ont.
Barrie McConachie, an employee relations consultant, from Vancouver, B.C.
Chris Rivest, a YouTuber and nutrition specialist from Calgary, Alta.
Connor Robinson, a musician, from North York, Ont.
Grace Liang, a mining engineer intern, from Sudbury, Ont.
Jason Mayo, a high school teacher, from Jarvis, Ont.
Jay Choo, a medical technician, from Toronto, Ont.
Jillian Nowak, a food blogger, from Calgary, Alta.
Jordan Levin, a server, from Winnipeg, Man.
Justine Joyal, a business student, from Montréal, Qué.
Kimberly Cairns, a paramedic, from Saskatoon,
Kimberly Duffus, a sales rep, from Malton, Ont.
Mai Nguyen, a health and safety advisor, from Edmonton, Alta.
Matt VanderHelm, a category manager, from Toronto, Ont.
May Nazair, a youth centre manager, from Campbellton, N.B.
Miranda Wasstrom, a corporate safety administrator, from Edmonton, Alta.
Nii Addico, a contractor, from Kitchener, Ont.
Raffaele Spataro, a comedian, from Toronto, Ont.
Sheila Lumsden, a homemaker, from Iqaluit, Nunavut
Thea VanHerwaarden, a broker, from Vancouver, B.C.
Trevor Connie, a plumber/gas fitter, from Edmonton, Alta.

Over 12 episodes of MASTERCHEF CANADA, the home cooks will have their culinary prowess
tested through a series of mystery boxes, pressure tests, and team and elimination challenges, with
judges Michael Bonacini, Alvin Leung, and Claudio Aprile providing direction and feedback
throughout the process. At the end of each episode, at least one home cook will be eliminated from
the competition until only two remain to battle it out in the finale for a chance to take home $100,000
and the sought after title of MASTERCHEF CANADA.

Season 4 will air Thursdays at 9 p.m. ET/PT beginning March 2 on CTV and the CTV GO app, with encores Sundays at 7 p.m. ET beginning March 19 on Gusto.

*Per Bell Media press release, Monday, February 6, 2017.