Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Recap of Episode 4: Thunder-Thighs-Tierra Tantrum Time

Hey, it's already episode 4, and we start off with what else? Shirtless Sean going through his grooming routine...again. Makes me wonder if Sean will be able to take a shower without a cameraman when the show is done.

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Recap of Episode 3: Bimbo Down! Bimbo Down!

Look kids, stop it. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Nah. It's still fricking hilarious.

Tonight's episode starts with Shirtless Sean still looking for the love of his life while doing his workout. Yeah, that's right, Sean Lowe, Mr. Good Guy, Mr. Family Values himself. Strutting around like Sawyer in Lost. Sorry Sean, but you're no Josh Holloway. You're not even Matthew McConaughy. And we're supposed to believe this is the same guy that we saw in the first episode who was kinda prudish...too good for "50 Shades of Grey" girl? Seems like you're having a little too much fun now...you're not as judgmental.

Thursday, 17 January 2013

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Recap of Episode 2: The 3 K-Girls

After the slaughter of last week, the 19 girls remaining have already fallen in love with Sean Lowe and have been locked into the mansion. Chris Harrison, who must have a key, appears to tell the girls that the last man on earth is the most sincere Bachelor they've ever had on the show. He is sure Sean will be getting down on one knee when this whole thing is through. He also has a date card, which makes the girls howl with excitement.

Saturday, 12 January 2013

Ashley Palenkas...Sacrificial Lamb


This is the local ABC station (WXYZ Detroit) interview with Ashley Palenkas. Gotta say, the girl cleans up very well. Ashley explains the "50 Shades of Grey" personna started with the filming of her hometown "bio".

Tuesday, 8 January 2013

Recap of Episode 1: "What's in My Cleavage?" OR "Mom, Don't Be Mad"

I like reading spoilers. Yes, I know who Sean will end up proposing to at the end of his,...what do they call it? Oh yeah,... journey. Sure, there's a part of me that takes a bit of pleasure from knowing something that other people don't. But mostly I want to watch the show or see the movie to see if the spoilers were right. And you can read all the spoilers you want but it just doesn't compare to seeing it all play out. That's where this whole ABC vs Reality Steve thing is totally ridiculous. People who take the time to browse the internet to read spoilers are diehard fans...they will watch the show no matter what. They are just not going to read spoilers INSTEAD of watching the show. They have seen the endless commercials promoting the season. The commercials are repetitive. They want to find out more. Spoilers get people all jacked up waiting for the show to air....it's almost like a form of advertising, so if anything, Reality Steve should be on ABC's payroll for providing promotional services. Here's a case in point - Lindsay Yenter and Ashley Palenkas. You'll see what I mean...

Monday, 7 January 2013

The Bachelor 17 Episode 1 Preview....What Some Girls Won't Do To Get a Guy's Attention!!!

Since the world didn't end last December 21st, it would appear that The Bachelor Season 17 with Sean Lowe will go ahead as planned, and I am destined to be a slave to Monday night television once again. Thanks Mayans. Thanks ABC.

And, Sean Lowe? Well he's cute and all, he has a nice bod, and apparently he's a pretty decent guy. It's just that he seems kind of, well, normal. Let's just hope that 'normal' doesn't translate into 'boring' and we aren't watching Ben Flajnik 2.0. Even before Emily Maynard's season ended, there was a flood of rumors of who the next Bachelor would be. We could have had Arie Luyendyke Jr. or Roberto