Thursday, 29 November 2012

The Bachelor Canada Recap of Episode 9 After the Final Rose OR It Must Really Suck to be You, Whitney!

I really hope no one was fooled by that preview where Tyler asks if there are wedding bells in Bianka and Brad's future...and then they show Bianka shaking her head no. Then the audience gasps in amazement. That was the worst bit of editing since, ah, well, last week with Whitney and Brad's sister Ashley. Did they really think that would make us watch the show? You had to be living in a cave in the Badlands to not have seen or heard of the spread Hello Magazine had out on the stands last Thursday....everyone knew they almost eloped right after filming ended.

Did we even need the "After the Final Rose" episode at all? We've seen B & B gushing over each other for 7 days now. And I'm pretty sure that Whitney is still a whack job. Plus this episode is always the same format. Always. Oh wait,...unless the Bachelor is Jason Mesnick. I could have written this seven days ago, and it would have gone something like this:

Friday, 23 November 2012

The Bachelor Canada Recap of Week 8 - The Final Rose Ceremony OR That's the Way We Do It in Canada, Baby!

Well, well, well. A girl in a white dress. That simple white dress that has been shown time and time again, beginning with the season preview at the end of Episode 1, stirred up the biggest commotion among spoilers and speculators. I'll elaborate on this a little bit later...but first let's get to the juicy stuff, shall we?

Thursday, 15 November 2012

The Bachelor Canada Recap of The Women Tell All and Preview + Spoilers for The Finale

First off, let's go over what happened on The Women Tell All.

It was pretty much just what we all expected...60 minutes of boring television. One hour of my life that I will never get back.

Thursday, 8 November 2012

The Bachelor Canada Recap of Week 6 - The Fantasy Dates...Who's Fantasy was That?

Well, when I sat down to watch the show tonight, I expected to be watching a 90 minute show, just like every other week. I didn't even check to see that the show was only one hour. One hour! One hour for three so-called "fantasy dates" and a rose ceremony?

Thursday, 1 November 2012

The Bachelor Canada Recap of Week 5: The Hometown Dates

So Brad starts the episode off with the standard review of each of the girls. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, Brad, they're all nice girls, you have fun with each of them, you can see yourself with all four, and you're sure you're going to be spending the rest of you're life with one of them.